TikTok Disease

A Medical Condition when a human has spent an entire week using TikTok Daily.
Cure: Reality Check

Sorry, Buddy, You have TikTok Disease, we will need to do an intense reality check on you next week.

by Fuckingswett dude November 11, 2019

Alt TikTok

Short for "Alternative TikTok". A side of the TikTok For You Page that features "Alternative" Content. Such as the color customizer filter, videos with songs by Clairo, Penelope Scott, and other Indie/alternative artists, Partially dyed hair, Skateboarding, aesthetics inspired by early 2000s nostalgia, lack of Avani Gregg, and girls who claim to be Alternative even though they made fun of the Emo kids in Middle School.

"Stay away from Sally, she's on Alt TikTok. If you make fun of her, she'll bark at you, and shove iced tea down your throat all while blasting 100 Gecs in the background."

by ChickenScrxtch82 January 3, 2021

tiktok

tiktok is an app that makes you question your life, gender, and intelligence. WARNING! you will waste A LOT of time on this app and encounter fairies.

tiktok is stupid but addicting

by baldpandas June 3, 2020

TikTok Pi

The geeky talk du jour why mainland Chinese ByteDance’s beloved app is so addictive to millions of netizens worldwide is that its wicked algorithm unprovenly makes use of the digits of the irrational and transcendental number π.

Some team members behind the TikTok pi hypothesis were previously underpaid hackers from North Korea, Russia, and Iran—they’re poached by CCP headhunters, whose mission is to recruit raw or rogue foreign talents, who’d help make China great again.

by Fasters March 30, 2023

TikTok syndrome

Syndrome, that makes a person randomly dance various popular Tik Tok dances. Most commonly happens when the person is exposed to popular music on Tik Tok but can also happen randomly. Usually widely spread syndrome amongst Tik Tok users. The cure has not been found yet.

Can you see this person randomly move their hands, he/she must have the TikTok syndrome.

by CantMan June 13, 2020

Tiktok enjoyer

A muscular person who has a very huge penis.

- I have big muscles, a huge penis and I'm using tiktok so I am an average tiktok enjoyer!

by neeperi November 17, 2022

Tirko

n. a strange, curious man-child. his appearance resembles that of the offspring that may occur from a Mexican & a prosimian making the sex with one another. he maintains an odd intellect that includes a well rounded knowledge of computers, firearms, cameras, movie films and techno music, among other hobbies & topics. he is extremely friendly but can also be a bit touchy-feely so a learned distance in social situations comes in useful. however, the Tirko is unrivaled in his loyalty to others and can be a true companion for life.

his behavior is typically marked by inappropriate comments, often sexual or violent in content, and can be seen climbing edifices and/or rocks in nature while stoned.

ie: Shu: whoa, did you see that Mexican Monkey climbing that Barnes & Noble yelling out obscenities and taking pictures while blasting techno music?!

Head: yea, what on God's green earth was that?

Shu: shhhh, i think it was the Tirko. if we're quiet, he wont molest us.

by shuski December 16, 2009