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synonym to chicken fucker.

A tidy wank is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.
eg. that chicken fucker tidy wank bastard is at school today, lets go hit him with bottels.

tidy cru 

roxy, annie and gerty's cru.
from "da" ghetto, fo' shizzle!
we make fun of older not as neat cru's (no names).
tidy cru by blink me November 7, 2003

Tidy (noun)

From the phrase, 'to have a tidy', meaning to straighten one's clothing, to make oneself neat, or presentable. In men it can also mean to adjust/reposition one's cock and balls (especially necessary on a hot day), usually under the guise of tucking oneself in.
What are you doing with your hands in your trousers? I'm only having a bit of a tidy (noun)!
Tidy (noun) by LeDiabolique May 17, 2011

tidy hampton 

This is definitely what Justin Lee Collins would say if he ever appeared in TOWIE and one of those tits used the word 'reem'
TOWIE ASSHOLE: 'JLC, that is reem'
JLC: 'I totally agree - tidy hampton'
tidy hampton by the Bristol Dogg December 28, 2011
When something is so extremely ridiculous, ie: birkin bags costing upwards of 9k (loud), but also ingrained into society as the norm. Tidily.
Man, those prices are tidy-loud. Just get one somewhere else.

Hilary Clinton is seriously tidy-loud.
Tidy-Loud by rawrepicwinsicles July 24, 2016

Tidy Down 

When a woman drops a tide pod into her panties, or directly inserts it into her vagina in an attempt to mask the smell because she unable to shower before sex or fellatio.
Britney, I am meeting Brad after track practice and im running behind. No time for a shower so im just going to tidy down in case its gets fun.
Tidy Down by Partsguru13 March 2, 2018