Skip to main content

Thurstonian

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.
Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!
by The Iranian January 15, 2009
mugGet the Thurstonian mug.

dick thirsty

A person who wants dick in his/her mouth all the time. AND LOVES TO SWALLOW SEMEN. Usually gives great dome.
Mike: Damn, that bitch Cattie is hella dick thirsty.
Cattie: I want your semen down my throat NOW.
by Free Xilo October 22, 2009
mugGet the dick thirsty mug.

butt thrusty

Wanting to thrust your penis into the nearest assole. Generally a gay connotation, unless specifically noted for use with a female.
"I'm staying away from Chuck tonight, he seems a bit butt thrusty."

or

"Whenever I see Lisa I get so butt thrusty towards her..."
by easymac January 11, 2007
mugGet the butt thrusty mug.

Thirsty Aggressive

A thirsty aggressive person is one who is to eager to come up whether male or female. A thirsty aggressive person usually is straight to the point and makes the other person feel uncomfortable. They think they are bound to come up but don't realize that they are being perceived as thirsty and too aggressive.
Guy: Hey did tim come up off that girl he was talking too??

Guy 2: Naw man, she said he was thirsty aggressive and she wasn't feeling him.
by uptwnxs August 17, 2010
mugGet the Thirsty Aggressive mug.

Thirsty ass hoe

Reyah was lookin at him like a thirsty ass hoe
by LSmith457 February 16, 2017
mugGet the Thirsty ass hoe mug.

Thirsty Little Demon

A Tik Tok meme, showing a black human-like creature that gets into your house and steals your milk or other liquids that he can drink.
by P_V_M December 12, 2019
mugGet the Thirsty Little Demon mug.

Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 29, 2022
mugGet the Thirsty Joe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email