Tharping

Someone who is gay, but insists on never coming out of the closet.

I don't know why she insists on (tharping) it's a new century.

by Jibs007 April 18, 2018

Tug Thumping

A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.

Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.

by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011

Thumping

Taking your hard cock and smacking your woman (or man if you're a pole smoker) on the forehead.

I was thumping my woman last night before I fucked her good.

by Sandy Dinger September 22, 2006

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

Trump Thumping

The act of blindly and mindlessly beating the drum for presidential candidate and noted blowhard Donald Trump.

He spent all night trump thumping instead of quietly enjoying the modern art exhibit we were attending.

by Hoju ju April 23, 2016

thurling

A person who is the epitome of awesome

I wish I was a thurling

by Archer10001110101 November 8, 2017

Tub Thumping

When you're in the tub with your significant other, and one of you shoved your big toe up the other's asshole.

It was just an ordinary bath until Susan decided to start tub thumping Derek.

by Judelerr May 9, 2018