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Thunder Cross Dick Attack 

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.
My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

Thunder tug 

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.
Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.
Thunder tug by BEARCULES August 24, 2019

thunder pot

A large pot or chamber kept in the back of a station wagon or SUV that is used to urinate or defecate to avoid having to pull over to use the restroom.
Sarah used the Thunder Pot on the way the Shelly's wedding to take a huge dump so we didn't have to pull over to the rest stop.
thunder pot by Thunder dump mike November 17, 2015

Thunder Run 

A high speed military convoy utilising heavy weapons, armoured vehicles and offensive tactics to reach a destination, most likely along a route of extreme danger. The strength, speed and intensity of the attack, coupled with the use of formidable weapons and equipment quickly overruns the surprised defending force.
The 3rd United States Infantry Division made use of the Thunder Run tactic to seize Baghdad from Iraqi forces, on the 5th of April 2003

Thunder Harvest

The act of sucking a fart out of another persons ass, with your mouth.
dude, i got Steph to harvest my thunder last night, by the end of it she was gobbling the cob

THUNDER HARVEST!
Thunder Harvest by SpikeyMonkey September 6, 2009

Thunder Bridge 

The act of laying your wiener from one female boob to the other to bridge the gap
My boss Wes was talking about how he wanted to thunder bridge this girl with a huge rack but was worried he wasn’t big enough.