Bike Thief

Black people, because everyone knows only black people steal bikes

“Hey, that bike thief is stealing my bike! Someone shoot him!”

by DoctorGewehr October 10, 2019

conversation thief

The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.

Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.

Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."

Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."

by Thomas Harman February 28, 2009

phantom thieves

The phantom thieves are a group of people who Fight Justice and give Courage to people

"Yo you saw tha Phantom Thieves? "
"Yeah they fight for justice"
"And they gave me courage "

by Sansthepunguy6 January 22, 2018

hop on sea of thieves

slang for wanting to have rough anal sex while cosplaying as pirates.

person 1: you tryna hop on sea of thieves tonight?
person 2: sure! im down.

by femboy sam June 23, 2021

Sea Of Thieves

A gathering of black people.

I saw a sea of thieves on the way to your house.

by Milimet3r defet3r May 8, 2022

Pancake Thief

One who breaks into someones car with the sole intent of shitting in the trunk.

Dude, there's shit in your trunk. Looks like you got hit by a pancake thief. Balls.

by two dudes and a dudette May 23, 2009

oxygen thief

A person so useless on this planet that the mere fact of them breathing is a waste of oxygen.

"Shut up you fat, lazy, good for nothin, motherfuckin oxygen thief!"

by CS January 9, 2004