short bus

The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.

I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.

by Nick Scheib January 7, 2009

Short Bus

The Autistic kids Bus

U right the short bus gay

by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019

Short Bus

A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.

“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”

by Kristiano November 23, 2017

Short bus

Half a Xanax bar

Yo can I get a short bus I’m trying to sleep

by Dothraky January 7, 2022

Short bus

A short bus is someone who is a complete idiot.

Sebastian is such a short bus, i cant stand him!

by Poopenberg December 28, 2016

Short bus

A bus for kids with brain damage.

Oh that guy rides a short bus, he probably like logan paul.

by Bruh moment 69420 yeet man December 16, 2019

short bus

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.

ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.

by oldmountianman October 8, 2014