"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."
I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
An intersection is when two men and a woman are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the man spreads the mans buttcheeks rather than the womans
Yo did you hear about Dobrusia, Herman and Reoa's threesome?
Yeah, i heard Herman spread Reoa's asscheeks more rather than Dobrusia's, it was an intersection rather than a threesome
Yeah, i heard Herman spread Reoa's asscheeks more rather than Dobrusia's, it was an intersection rather than a threesome
by reoa March 14, 2020
A delectable type of sexual intercourse where a woman is sucking a man’s nob, however 1-3 men (depending on hair length) are stood behind the woman with her hair tied around their members. The movement from the woman blowing the first guy creates a similar motion using the hair for the man or men behind her.
“Ngl the 4 of us would be able to have the best intersection tonight.”
“ I don’t know, It depends if Stacy’s washed her hair, it’s starting to give me a rash.”
“To be fair, Tom you’ve got some luscious locks, I think you could do it.”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“ I don’t know, It depends if Stacy’s washed her hair, it’s starting to give me a rash.”
“To be fair, Tom you’ve got some luscious locks, I think you could do it.”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”
by Big gay ass February 27, 2025
A dog-leg intersection is one witch the streets do not match up. The intersection causes one to make two turns instead of going strait to stay on the same road.
by Poop_3108 October 05, 2020
When a term is utilized by two or more groups with similar yet different definitions, causing confusion for all parties.
Intersecting Terminology occurs when a term is utilized by different groups with a similar purpose but an entirely different meaning. Example: A company uses the term "Launch," along with a projected and actual date. Several departments within the company have a different definition of the term, which causes confusion, finger pointing and frustration throughout the organization. Launch term definition examples: Marketing: Press Release indicates Launch; Regulatory: FDA Approves drug product indicates Launch; Operations: Product manufactured and ready to ship; Warehouse: Product out the door; Finance: Money received for new drug product
by Sevemay May 11, 2022