Gogurting

The act in which a blowjob is given in the same way a child would eat a gogurt

My girlfriend is so good at gogurting

by far-gone October 01, 2014

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Gogurting

When you cum, dont let any of it out and then you squeeze it back down to your balls

"Yo I was gogurting last night and now it feels like i have a 3rd nut lmao"

by 0v3rd0sr May 01, 2019

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salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

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Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 06, 2024

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Gogurt train

A female that has had many guys cum inside of her one after another.

Guy1: Hey are you hanging out with Nicole tonight.
Guy2: No way man I don’t want that gogurt train.

Guy 1: Hey all the guys are going to Julia’s house tonight you down.
Guy 2 : Hell yeah lemme hop on that gogurt train.

by Cyberio September 18, 2022

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