The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.
I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.
by Nick Scheib January 7, 2009
Get the short busmug. by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019
Get the Short Busmug. “Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”
by Kristiano November 23, 2017
Get the Short Busmug. by Poopenberg December 28, 2016
Get the Short busmug. by Dothraky January 7, 2022
Get the Short busmug. by Bruh moment 69420 yeet man December 16, 2019
Get the Short busmug. the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.
ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?
Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.
Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.
by oldmountianman October 8, 2014
Get the short busmug.