Blue-haired sprite comic author. Knowledgeable about Mecha anime. Enjoys arguing with people who are convinced Gundam is the best thing since sliced bread.
<Shard> Swear to god. You go up to St. Peter, he'll ask you "What next-gen console did YOU get?" You reply "PS2" honestly, he'll just nod with a wink and a smile. You're in.
by Lyrai December 28, 2003
Get the Shardmug. 
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
by jopazo June 18, 2009
Get the Dork Shardmug. What hell wasted people say when they are prior to yaking. It can mean that a person will stab another with glass from a broken bottle or some crystal meth-amphetamine.
by efk March 26, 2008
Get the shards are shardsmug. A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.
by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007
Get the T-Shardmug. When you fart then your poo yourself a little and you can do anything about it cause your playing fortnite
by Astral jay February 17, 2019
Get the Shardedmug. "Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
by krazzekiki June 26, 2006
Get the shard tardmug.