The Seal

When a girl is orally stimulating a guy, with a bare chest her breasts clap together like a seal.

When this chick bossed me up she did the seal.

by Patrick Loomis, Scott Rosenberg May 13, 2005

sealed

Past tense of the verb to seal meaning writing the word seal on something.

I sealed Blair's car pretty bad earlier and he got really pissed

by thetq March 5, 2011

seal

It takes approximately 7,098 airmen, 45,000 rangers, 70 seals, 80,000 sailors, and 398,000 army personnel to do
just 1 marines job.

Seals are just wannabe Marines. Seal go 2 miles inland we go the full 10 (Marine Recon).OOOHRAH!!!!

by jmasterjermzx November 25, 2007

Seal

A guy who dates a girl for limited time because he wishes to get in her pants,
it got it's name due to the fact that in french fook (fuck) is seal, because the term fuck was previously used to describe this, in some areas it is still currently used

EW don't bother with him, he's a seal
OR
IDK i might break up with him soon, he seems too much like a seal

by bob51951065397 December 19, 2011

Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.

"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."

by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015

flex seal

The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid

I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.

by Grand Yee October 28, 2017

elephant seal

A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.

In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.

"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."

by Elephant Seal Awareness July 19, 2009