Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

green rectangles

Money. Cash. Guap. Currency.

told that bitch I’m finna get some green rectangles tn cuz I can’t hang with her

by above average sneakerhead July 5, 2023

Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.

"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".

by swollen_member September 28, 2022

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

Rectangle Man Diff

A Rectangle Man Diff is when a Reinhardt is single handedly carries his team by outplaying and embarrassing the enemy tank usually another Reinhardt

The opposing team was unable to win due to a Rectangle Man Diff

by Nekomancercutie October 20, 2022

The Rectangle

The best vehicle in the world. It runs at the great speed of 0.1 mile per hour and can climb at any angle or even drive upside down. It flies, it swims, it's the Rectangle! It can grant up to 3 wishes. It is usually driven by a granny. They live in Wengen, Switzerland.

I saw the Rectangle in Wengen last week.
The Rectangle granted me a wish, it's awesome.

by vialeex December 29, 2017

Rectangled

When you are in Nesset and you are over 10 beers.

Yo Nuefer, I was rectangled last night after banging Allie buggan

I was tangie last night Bucky

by FERDABEER May 20, 2025