Dirty New Yorker

A large creature with super human strength. Has skin that can deflect arrows and bullets alike. First discovered in drawings on caves in perhistoric times. It towers over any middleschooler and can crush a human skull and rip apart any poor soul that comes in its path. Also known as the puffdaddy.

I was with my unit in the war when I sensed a Dirty New Yorker behind us. Everyone was dead before we knew what hit us.

I felt on top of the world until the dirty New Yorker came and ripped my limbs part.

by Wizzardandrew March 15, 2013

New Yorker's Sofa

A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.

Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa

by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016

True new Yorker

Someone who can give specific directions to the Statue of Liberty without ever being there them self.

He is a true New Yorker he just told me where the Statue of Liberty is and how to get there

by Silentgames April 09, 2018

chrysler new yorker

A cheapo luxo-barge formerly produced by Chrysler. Massive boat of a car decked with copious quantities fake chrome which peels with age. The inside is like grandma's living room-- cloth sofas and plentiful fake wood plastered over the flimsy plastic dash. luxobarge chrysler cumbersome frumpy mercury buick oldsmobile

Roseanne had a Chrysler New Yorker back in '96.

by Vidame April 02, 2016

nutty new yorker

The act of having public sex anywhere in NYC, while a crazy homeless person watches.

This New Year's Eve, I plan on having one nutty new yorker before the ball drops. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 08, 2010

New Yorker Clown Car

Where you attempt to get as many dicks inside a girl as possible. Clown face paint is optional.

Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.

Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.

Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)

Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.

by Perplexing Enigma April 19, 2011

Dress Like A New Yorker

when you wear so much layers that you look like a fatass

It was snowing a lot yesterday so I had to dress like a new yorker

by YuOfTheNight March 31, 2017