javelin squad

When a group of males meet up at an atheltics track (or other sports facility) and perform a large circle jerk. Often performed by young males under 21.
Guy 1: Hey buddy, me and some pals are off to the leisure centre to be a part of a javelin squad. Do you want to come with?
Guy 2: Sure, what do I need to bring?
Guy 1: Just yourself and a smile.
by TuEsiPukis July 15, 2016
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Sausage Javelin

1. n - (anatomy) An unusually large penis, with emphasis on the length

2. n - (person) A player in the online RPG game "Asheron's Call" by Turbine Entertainment. He plays as a thrown weapons character on the Frostfell server, and is known for his eccentric and homosexually-oriented antics in the game's public chat channels.

3. n - (weapon) A weapon utilized by ancient Roman army foot soldiers for mid-range combat engagements, normally a 5-6" spear specially weighted and shaped to be thrown by hand. A theoretical variant, a "sausage javelin" is an otherwise normal metal javelin that is composed of preserved tubular meat. Not a real weapon.
1. "His rectum was quite sore, due in no small part because of his hung partner's throbbing sausage javelin."

2. "That fag that PvPs on a TW and talks smack in /cg all the time? Yeah that's Sausage Javelins."

3. "Cynicism is fatally impaled by the sausage javelin thrown from afar by a drudge."
by Sausage Javelins April 4, 2010
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beef javelin

When you fart in your hand and then wank furiously!
"ahhhh blad, last night right? I farted in my hand right? and I wanked myself off and it felt all warm and smelt realy beefy, its called beef javelin its well mint" -Damien Shane Mckenzie the 3rd
by Dazsturbed April 23, 2008
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Saint Javelin

The Protector of Ukraine. A fire-and-forget anti-tank missile used with great success against Russian armor.
John: Woah, that Russian tank over there is missing a turret
Stevens: Yep, must have been Saint Javelin
by TheACA February 28, 2022
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Javelin Catching

A sport that is little know because it is not featured in the olympics because it is considered by some to be very dangerous.

One person throws a javelin at another and they try to catch it.
He's into javelin catching.
by Judge dredd7 June 1, 2011
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Saint Javelin

A company that promotes blasphemy by depicting people holding a javelin as an saint.
by FreeDonbass2006 November 20, 2022
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ass-javelin

a term refering to someone who is gay.
Justin Bieber is such an ass-javelin.
by BobMarley42 April 8, 2011
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