Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

Gogurting

The act in which a blowjob is given in the same way a child would eat a gogurt

My girlfriend is so good at gogurting

by far-gone October 1, 2014

Gogurting

When you cum, dont let any of it out and then you squeeze it back down to your balls

"Yo I was gogurting last night and now it feels like i have a 3rd nut lmao"

by 0v3rd0sr May 1, 2019

Gogurt squeeze

When a man's foreskin is long enough, you have to squeeze the cum out like gogurt.

Yo, that guy has such long foreskin that you could totally gogurt squeeze him.

by Peeballs42069 March 5, 2024

Gogurt train

A female that has had many guys cum inside of her one after another.

Guy1: Hey are you hanging out with Nicole tonight.
Guy2: No way man I don’t want that gogurt train.

Guy 1: Hey all the guys are going to Julia’s house tonight you down.
Guy 2 : Hell yeah lemme hop on that gogurt train.

by Cyberio September 18, 2022

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

Gogurt

When you cum in a condom, take it off and the girl/guy/them squeeze the cum out into their mouth

After I came Jeff’s mom pulled a Gogurt

by Mattfromrphs December 21, 2018