TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025

Lip tether

That little piece of connective tissue from lips to gums; labial frenulum

Hey man, let me lick your lip tether. K, thanks, bye 🫶

by Marissa tether 🤸🏼‍♀️ August 4, 2025

yan tan tether

yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system

"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"

by Bob Smouth September 4, 2023

At the end of your tether

"At the end of your tether" is a British English idiom meaning that someone is at the limit of their patience or endurance, feeling desperate and unable to cope with a difficult situation.

I'd give it up if I was you, I can see you're at the end of your tether."

by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

Tetherballer

A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.

"I heard that kid's a tetherballer. He lost one from a roman candle shot to the junk!"

by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009

teteretetere

Verb of doing a "teteretetere", it's an epic mating move that is required to romanticaly conquer everybody on earth.
First you need to take off your bike's seat and start cycling, then you need to put yourself in the X axis and start spinning like a beyblade, after that you put the seed where it belongs and you are ready to teteretetere

Mike performed an amazing teteretetere on me and I can't ride my bike any more.

by guzzzi November 17, 2021

tenther

an individual who understands that the powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

"Health care isn't mentioned in the constitution, so the people of the States - and not the Federal Government - have the right to make their own decisions about how they want to receive and allocate funds for health care."

"What about voting rights, product safety codes and the federal highway system?"

"The people of the States understand that the constitution does not prohibit voting rights, which are reserved to the people. Safety awareness and protection, as well as highway construction and infrastructure maintenance have been provided by private individuals, and entities without necessitating interventions from the federal government."

"So you're a tenther then."

"Absolutely."

by nitty gritty to the core July 8, 2019