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terradactyl

when a girl is on her knees and a man croutches down naked and slaps the woman under the chin with his dick
last night i got that bitch with a terradactyl
by d.heath j.biggs July 17, 2009
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terradactyle

Slapping a hoe in a flapping-wing motion using rubber gloves thus making her screech
My bitch was so slow at baking me a pie that I busted into the kitchen and terradactyled that screaming hoe.
by D'Ice March 27, 2009
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Terranaut

As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.

A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.

It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
Your at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"

In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.

They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.

Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.

But what about you? What do you do?"

This makes you sound (1) interested in her, and (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - These are things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.

Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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Terranaut

As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.

A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.

It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"

In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.

They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may be a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.

Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.

But what about you? What do you do?"

This makes you sound like you used to work for the government. The job is a little dangerous and very mysterious - two things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.

Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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terramack

terramack, Terra , meaning earth and Mack , in reference to Mack trucks. Terra mack was adopted as a description because it was easier and shorter to say than "hot tar and gravel"
Terramack is what them Mack trucks drive on.
by wizardman42 February 10, 2010
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Terrazas

a very chill teacher that lets you do fuck all
oi wanna go Terrazas in ms. nelsons room
by big penis gang gang April 23, 2021
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TerraFamilyShip

another word, illustrative, for Planet Earth.
We are all children of TerraFamilyShip, from atoms to whales, from mustard to human, from water to boat.
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