Tequequiem

A menagerie of animals that is unsanctioned by any official authority (local, state, intergalactic, or other)

“Yo, dude, are you allowed to have all those tigers in your apartment?”
“Nah, brah, it’s a tequequiem up in here.”

by LemonPoint December 26, 2019

tequila Joseph

Joseph Joestar but in a tequila dress. One of best waifus

Weeb 1: Tequila Joseph is the best waifu

Weeb 2: Indeed

by SONO CHI NO SADAMEE January 1, 2021

tila tequila

the worst singer ever

tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects

by enoughshotstoshare September 28, 2006

tila tequila

Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.

She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".

There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.

Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.

Yes, Tila Tequila's boobs are fake.

by Vivien Mourier April 21, 2007

Tequila Lesbian

Any female that is heterosexual, but after a few shots of tequila temporally turns lesbian.

Tracy and I were at a party together, but 2 shots of Cuervo later...she turned into tequila lesbian.

by O.G.Lucifer January 9, 2009

Tila Tequila

-verb
1. act of having no talent

-noun
2. having no talent

Joe: I can't play this guitar!
Paul: Don't be a Tila Tequila, Suck it up and practice!

by James L.G. January 3, 2008

tequila fries

An instance where a person has had so much to drink that the only way he/she can be convinced to eat some fries is by you telling them that they are tequila fries (fries with tequila in them)

(drunk person) Omg dude I love tequila.

You should really eat something

No dude I want tequila

These fries have tequila in them. They are tequila fries

OK

by schorsch August 6, 2006