Horny Teller

Like a story teller. They tell a sex story that makes you horny. The story bellow is told by an 18 year old horny teller.

I was in the middle of writing class. Suddenly my pencil felt hard. I then looked at the teacher. She looked back at me. Then she walked over and slowly stripped down every piece of paper she had on her. She then slid down my pants and started blowing on my pencil. She rubbed her giant Double D breasts against my pencil to sharpen it. Then my pencil bursted with led into her mouth. I then grabbed her giant Ass and pulled her onto my lap. I put the pencil into her vagina and thrusted in in an ad out so I could get it real sharp. She moaned. I could tell she wanted more. I thrusted harder and harder . I could hear it throbing. My pencil burtsed with led once more but I didn't pull it out. I kept thrusting it harder and faster. After bursting about 10 times I pulled out. I turned her around and shoved her onto the desk. I humpped her hard and fast. Then I entered my pencil into her hole and thrusted. I bursted again. Then my science teacher came in and stripped off her lab coat. I then stuck My hand into her warm Pussy and rubbed her deep and hard. I grinded her from the back as she moaned. I rubbed her oversized breasts with on hand and kept rubbing her pussy with the other. I then bursted.

Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller

by StoriesOfSex October 26, 2017

Whispering Story Teller

A whispering story teller is someone who tells you a story and then whispers when they say a talking part.

Storyteller: I was at the bar yesterday and I saw Rich, I was like *Whisper* Rich Rich wassup.

Guy: Dude, your such a whispering story teller!

by NightProwler October 3, 2006

Fortune Teller

Whilst in the Doggy style postion, and reciever reaching back rubbing the testicles of pitcher, The driver grabs the wrist and ejaculates into it the hand

Don't make me rush it, help me out with a Fortune Teller

by The Mad Mechanic December 13, 2010

titless teller

A cash despensing machine located at a gas station, bank, or grocery store.

Hey dude, meet me at the scumbys store. I'll get ya' the forty bucks I owe ya' from the titless teller.

That bank has a bunch of earth pigs working there so I just go to the titless teller to get my cabbage.

by Maurice-Festus McGuinty December 31, 2011

buddy teller

a buddy you borrow money from to pay off someone

Dom- hey Paco you got my money

Paco- Just give me a minute Dom while i call my buddy teller and ask him for the money.

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

future teller

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How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?

by thezackguy October 7, 2020

self teller

At any grocery store, a self teller is a checkout machine that you work without any help from an employee. Also known as a self-checkout.

“Hey yo bitch, you got 15 items or less, go to the self-teller.” Self teller.

by Eddie Hascal goat June 25, 2023