Televomitious

The art and/or action of forcing someone else to vomit WITH YOUR MIND.

<Jon> That other day in class Jared was being an asshole so I made him puke all over the teacher from across the room.
<Collin> Woah, I never knew you were televomitous!

by JonTG June 23, 2004

telecommunicatively

Telecommunicatively. when one communicates to another person via Telecommunications, they are communicating telecommunicatively

Scott Never answers his phone, he is the most telecommunicatively rude person I have ever met.

by TravICE July 21, 2010

teleconverter

Is a certain kind of lens you attach to your SLR camera so it can have a tele lens with it

SLR camera + teleconverter + tele lens = see whatever you wnt to by your camera, including fast objects, planes and aliens too!

by Alams Padrón June 11, 2006

reverse telecommuting

1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.

2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.

1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."

2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

telecommando

When one, who is supremely accustomed to having a cell phone on them every waking moment of the day, does not have their cell for whatever reason, i.e. loss, misplaced, etc.

I am rolling telecommando right now and it's frustrating, liberating and breezy, all at the same time.

by Hector Bermudez May 29, 2009

Telecoitus

The lost art of telepathically entering a woman's vaginal region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.

If your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus!

by RealE October 10, 2014

Telecompathy

When one speaks to someone else with their mind through the other persons computer.

usr gets on teamviewer and sends messages to src by controlling his computer. Thus telecompathy

by SuperSaiyanX August 20, 2010