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Texada

A little island near Powell River, British Columbia where Texada Timewarp weed comes from, many agree it's the best in Canada
I took the old rusty ferry over to Texada to get myself some weed.
by -M December 15, 2006
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Tejeda

He’s a Tejeda
by Djdgdisb145 February 18, 2022
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teaDAMMIT

Short for "I need tea dammit"

Used when under stress and lacking in the tea department.

Commonly said (or grunted) when one already has tea cup on hand, but has finished the tea.
guy) hey man, how's that English paper coming?
guy2) STFU, I'm working on it! teaDAMMIT!
by Chloe G. April 15, 2008
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Tejana

Tejana is a very loving and caring person, who has a very very voluptuous juice phat ass. she has brown eyes, she's short , smells very good. Tejana will always be there for you whenever you need her , her hair is like a lion mane.. she's also very HILARIOUS she makes everyone she talks to laugh. she can be a little slow.
"Oh" " is that tejana with the fat ass".
by Anonymous90988 January 27, 2022
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teradactyle

when a girl jacks two guys off at the same time. then she gives the middle guy a blow job.
damn, sabrina gave josh, camdon, and jerry a teradactyle. what a how.
by douch bag October 16, 2007
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teradactyl of love

The significant other type that is highly protective of what she's got. She's not above a little flesh ripping (real or verbal), to make sure all other competition know he's taken
Jim can't be himself at the party... his teradactyl of love is here.
by fribble_one April 23, 2010
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Pulling A Tejeda

1) The act of saying your are either going or on your way. Only to bail 45 minutes to an hour later with some random excuse.

2) The Act of telling your boys y'all need to go out and chill to be the one who bails after being the one to set it up.
Examples of Pulling a Tejeda
1) 5:00pm- Bro I'm on my way now wait for me.

5:01-5:59pm no responses to texts.
6:00pm-Bro sorry I can't make it something came up.

2) Monday- Brah we need to go grab some wings or beers on Thursday. Let get there early though like 8:30pm.

8:45 Day of- Brah can't go my (Fill in the space with son, wife, or random family) needs me. We been planned it.
by Pulling A Tejeda January 9, 2017
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