Tearsa

The craziest, nicest, funniest girl you will ever meet. She will always be there for you, especially to make you laugh. She may seem like a freak at first but that is just because you dont know her yet. She will never judge you for your looks or what you have done in the past. She is probably the coolest girl you will ever meet.

Tearsa is amazing! (at drawing squirrels)

by Scooby (Your wife) October 30, 2011

John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.

Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!

by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010

tearra

She's like one of the guys but looks and acts like the perfect girl. She can be dangerous if you upset her deeply or hurt her, but when shes done with you, you will want her back because shes awesome and makes the perfect girlfriend.Also can be freaky if pushed the right way by the right guys.

A person that has been through everything and overcomes lifes adversities to become a better person. One who is very thorough in every aspect of life. A family person who loves unconditionally and with everything she has. When life kicks her down she comes back up immediately with even more strength and a better outlook on life. One who is gentle and compassionate but also firm and understanding. She is very intelligent and loves to learn, you better watch out she will always know what you are up to. Loves with every thing she is. Is the closest thing to perfect you will ever find. She is the most beautiful, angelic creature you will ever lay eyes on. She is the most trustworthy person because she can not lie it is not in her nature. Once you have her she will always be faithful. If you know a TeArra all I can say is you are one blessed person.

TeArra is my life. I am never letting her go anywhere.

by Could March 3, 2016

Tower of Tear-er

When six legless dudes lie on the ground with their boners touching like a bundle of asparagus. A lady will then attempt to take it all in.

Susan can't walk anymore after she tried the tower of tear-er at the annual amputee swingers convention.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

tear the roof off

dominate, take control of a situation.

I tore the roof off the sucka!

by Royale with Cheeze May 3, 2003

Tearing the ring out of it

When someone persists with an activity long after it's lost its merit or factor of amusement for others. You know the sort of people, they hang around long after a party has ended, use the same joke over and over again. They'll continue doing their thing no matter how tedious it becomes for those around them.

*Aidan just wanted to give Juan's skateboard a quick try, but he's been on it for hours now and refuses to get off*

Juan mumbles, "Damn, this bastard is really tearing the ring out of it"

by TADPOOL October 1, 2016

tears in heaven

Eric Clapton was inspired to write this because his son fell out the window from his 52 story apartment building in New York City. The loss of Conor, Eric's only son. As it turned out, this was Eric's best selling album since the Cream days. To this day it has sold more than 7 million copies in US only. Mostly because of the monster hit Tears In Heaven.

Would you know my name, if I saw you in Heaven, would it be the same, if I saw you in Heaven....

by pwnz0rs April 22, 2005