Ted Cruz

Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit. It may be innate, assumed or reactive. The word stupid comes from the Latin word stupere. Stupid characters are often used for comedy in fictional stories

James, a guy: Ted Cruz is stupider than a microwavable chicken nugget.

Ted Cruz by DankAssPicklePop July 9, 2022

Ted Cruz

The muddy mixture of excrement and dirt, which has had time to become semi-liquid, making the ground slippery.

"I hurt my knee after stepping on the neighbor's dog's Ted Cruz."

Ted Cruz by Szandorxint November 29, 2022

Ted-Cruz 

a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.

other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!

my uncle, he's such a ted-cruz...

Ted-Cruz by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

Ted Cruz’s father 

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

Ted Cruz’s father by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Ted Cruz syndrome 

Temporary abandonment of constituents; increased hatred of American troops; Head permanently stuck up Trump’s ass; retweeting Russian propaganda; moral deficiency; looking like Fidel Castro but much much more of a beta cuck.

Wow, Trump called that man’s wife ugly AF and the man thanked him by giving him a rim job. He totally has Ted Cruz syndrome.

Ted Cruz syndrome by Everyone hates Ted Cruz May 21, 2021

Ted Cruz Booze Snooze 

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

Ted Cruz Booze Snooze by HeveStarvey July 17, 2016

Ted Cruz Syndrome 

Ted Cruz Syndrome (TCS) is a common disorder that affects members of The Republican Party, particularly lawmakers of the United States Congress. Signs and symptoms of the disorder usually include sedition, repeating of Russian propaganda, gas, bloating, rapid weight gain, insulting United States military, chronic denial of the January 6th Insurrection and allegiance to Donald Trump. TCS is a chronic condition with no known cure.

Differential Diagnosis: Cancun Cruz

"My aunt Jackie told me that Uncle Bob was diagnosed with Ted Cruz Syndrome. I wonder if that MAGA hat he kept wearing was a clue."

"Dude you won't shut up about the Insurrection being a big hoax. Are you sure you don't have Ted Cruz Syndrome?"

"That girl I've been dating for the past couple weeks? Well she finally invited me to her apartment. When I walked in the door she had posters of Donald Trump everywhere. I wonder if she has TCS?"

Ted Cruz Syndrome by StandForBetter May 21, 2021