3 definitions by Jimjimjimmyjim

Ted-Cruz

a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.

other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!

my uncle, he's such a ted-cruz...

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

thanos

the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies

dude someone left a thanos in the bowl, call the avengers!

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

Thanos

The turd in the bowl that just won’t flush

Thanos can’t be defeated

I have me a floater, or goddamn that’s bigger than the pipe

by Jimjimjimmyjim April 18, 2021