2 definitions by StandForBetter
A trip taken to Cancun Mexico, usually to run away from responsibilities such as homework, family, or a natural disaster in your home state.
Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
"Hey Gym, screw this power outage thing back in Texas. Let's find our Green New Deal down in Cancun. It's time for a Cancun Cruz!"
"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."
"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"
"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."
"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"
by StandForBetter May 21, 2021
Ted Cruz Syndrome (TCS) is a common disorder that affects members of The Republican Party, particularly lawmakers of the United States Congress. Signs and symptoms of the disorder usually include sedition, repeating of Russian propaganda, gas, bloating, rapid weight gain, insulting United States military, chronic denial of the January 6th Insurrection and allegiance to Donald Trump. TCS is a chronic condition with no known cure.
Differential Diagnosis: Cancun Cruz
Differential Diagnosis: Cancun Cruz
"My aunt Jackie told me that Uncle Bob was diagnosed with Ted Cruz Syndrome. I wonder if that MAGA hat he kept wearing was a clue."
"Dude you won't shut up about the Insurrection being a big hoax. Are you sure you don't have Ted Cruz Syndrome?"
"That girl I've been dating for the past couple weeks? Well she finally invited me to her apartment. When I walked in the door she had posters of Donald Trump everywhere. I wonder if she has TCS?"
"Dude you won't shut up about the Insurrection being a big hoax. Are you sure you don't have Ted Cruz Syndrome?"
"That girl I've been dating for the past couple weeks? Well she finally invited me to her apartment. When I walked in the door she had posters of Donald Trump everywhere. I wonder if she has TCS?"
by StandForBetter May 21, 2021