Technoblade

The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.

group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

by logang4Lyfe December 21, 2020

Technoblade

The blood god

Subscribe to technoblade

by Subtotheblade October 17, 2020

Technoblade

A giant pig who kills orphans

John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber

by i kill orphans March 11, 2021

Technoblade

The Second Worst Thing To Happen To Those Orphans

“Technoblade Never Dies” Example Of A Fact Not An Opinion

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Technoblade

The best youtuber ever, died of cancer at age 23

RIP Technoblade... you will be missed.

by Riptechnoblade July 5, 2022

Technoblade

A legend

Rest on peace,Alex

Did you hear about the man who own all the potatoes?

Yeah it Technoblade,right?

by FineOrange July 2, 2022

Technoblade

Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.

"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2

by DefdinatleNotTechno January 22, 2021