The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
by logang4Lyfe December 21, 2020

by i kill orphans March 11, 2021

by Riptechnoblade July 5, 2022

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.
"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2
by DefdinatleNotTechno January 22, 2021

by FineOrange July 2, 2022
