Technotard

A person who is completely clueless when it comes to operating any piece of technology more advanced than a standard toaster and usually breaks or otherwise totally screws up that device in ways never anticipated by the manufacturer.

This is the third time you mom has managed to lose all the toolbars in Outlook. She's such a technotard!

by Zippy_FL April 8, 2011

Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.

"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."

by D_T_Le July 26, 2009

Technotronics

The electronical study of Techno music.

1: "So what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
2: "Oh, you know, I'm gonna get my Technotronics degree in Technotronic Engineering".
1: "Technotronics?"
2: "Yeah, the electronical study of Techno music".
1: "How can you study Teco music?"
2: "Electronically, of course".

by ChellyChu July 28, 2011

technotard

1.) A person who calls a Help Desk of any company who starts off a sentence with, "I am not computer savvy/literate." 2.) An individual who couldn't operate a PC with a quick start manual. 3.) A computer programmer with no hardware skills.

Phil is such a technotard!! He can program VB scripts in a heartbeat but can't even defrag his HDD!!

by firahz February 16, 2005

technotard

1. A sub par thinker with no grasp of modern technology
2. A combination of the words Technology and Retard.
3. To be technologically deficient.

What a technotard! They thought their CD Rom was a cup holder.

by Nathan M. June 17, 2005

technotard

I am a self-confessed technotard. In spite of lacking the technology gene which would allow me to easily absorb, apply and master new technological skills, I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the technological age.

Against all odds, I have accomplished setting up a Facebook page, although I still cannot master the skill requirement to make an FB Fan page go live. That would require DNA reprogramming. Incredibly, however, I have managed to upload photos and video to my FB Fan page--now if only I could figure out how to let other people see them! If I get any better at this, I might have to turn in my technotard membership card.

by hownowmscow March 15, 2011

technotian

someone, who mixes techno music. derrived from techno, and technician.

Greg mixes techno music. Greg is a technotian.

by Adrian May 13, 2005