TILF

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck.

Similar to MILF.

Synonymous to PILF (Professor I'd Like to Fuck).

Example:
Person 1: "Do you think Mrs. Lane is a TILF?"
Person 2. "Dude...she's 76."
Person 1: "So..."
Person 2: "Yes."

by PseudonymsRule May 28, 2010

Twilf

Twin i'd like to fuck

fuck you make me horny, you're such a twilf

by 1394jj May 11, 2011

tbijfom

The Bread Is Just Flying Off Me, used instead of 'lol 'rofl' 'lmao' etc. exept you can say it as appose to do it, because when you laugh, u lose 150 calories per minute! Shocking!

Girl: I just fell over :(
Boy: TBIJFOM!!!

by Black_Tranchula April 28, 2006

tilf

a tilf is a teacher i would like to ...
and i can tell you one thing for sure out science teacher ms. kreger is definitely one hell of a tilf!! she has a nice mushroom ass like you would never beleive

mark:ms kreger is a milf

by Markus Auralies Mckay June 5, 2005

tilf

Acronym for Teacher I'd Like (to) Fuck. How you describe a teacher who you would like to have sexual relations with.

My Elementary School music teacher, damn she definately was a tilf. She was hot!

by I loved elementary school.... October 5, 2009

TWILF

A MILF who is active on Twitter

"Do I like Sarah Palin? Yea, she's a TWILF"

by hoyomonterrey November 17, 2009

TILF

Taylor I'd Like To Fuck

OMG guys look TILF!!!

by ebg24 January 15, 2008