termite joe

a fat kid that sits at the back of the class and picks at his desk also loves wood in his mouth

fat kids at the back of the class. termite joe

by adhgcvhkjbvfbhuji March 1, 2010

Tarpitz

A beach undeservedly surfed by douche bags who suck at surfing.

You dont surf tarpitzzzzzz

by who is it February 12, 2010

Termite

1.
A term for rural poor / destitute people who see trees or lumber in your yard, and beg for the privilege of doing something you didn't really need done.

2.
A non-professional sketchwad who shows up at your house and offers to cut up downed trees.

3. Unemployed laborer who drives around trying to find wood and turn it into food.

"So what happened today, Dad?"

"Oh, some termite pulled up and asked me if he could cut up that tree for $300. I told him no, so he told me this story about how he was working on a logging deck, and a load shifted and some log fell on his skull- and damn if he didn't have a big dent in his skull. So I gave him $20, and he left.

by Ihowl September 21, 2009

Termite Mouth

When a girl is hot but as soon as she start talking, her voice or words make the "wood" go away.

That girls is as long as she doesn't talk. She's got Termite mouth

by JSizzle21 October 2, 2014

termited

When you get terminated by a termite.

Those termites at Google decided to get my channel termited.

by FlashlightMemelord March 4, 2017

tarit

An area or activity with which one lacks skill or ability.

Swimming is one of my greatest tarits.

by Shadowslan November 24, 2010

Tarity

A mysterious word that can replace any relative or similar sounding word; ie. Tarty, Thirty, Charity, Clarity, Tapestry

"mmm... I could really go an apple and custard tarity"

by Badgery November 15, 2006