telephone scar

A slash inflicted from the side of the mouth to the ear, the place a telephone or cell phone is placed, hence the name.

Hood Ninja: "Aye dog, yo I straight got ripped an once of them buds son." (This gentlemen was shorted one ounce of marijuana)

Drug Dealer: "Umm... no?"

Hood Ninja: (Pulls out knife, slashes drug dealers left side of the face, from mouth to ear) "Yo, screw me again bitch, and I'll make the right side match."

Drug Dealer: "Not ANOTHER telephone scar!!!"

by The Isaacton April 3, 2008

Telephone Park

Officially AT&T Park, and formerly Pacific Bell and SBC Park. An open-air baseball stadium located in the Southeast section of downtown San Francisco, right next to the Bay. Home to the SF Giants, who everybody knows are better than the LA Dodgers.

Opened on March 31, 2000, it is accessible by Muni and Caltrain. Known for splash hits, views of the Bay and the Bay Bridge, and for all the records Barry Bonds broke there. It will also host the 2007 MLB All-Star Game.

Known as "Telephone Park" or "The Phone Booth" for its constant name changes of telephone corporations. Another name would be "May's Field" after Wille Mays.

I'm going to Telephone Park to watch the Giants crush those dirty LA Dodgers.

by bayareaninja November 15, 2006

telephone

A popular IRL chat client of the 20th century.

Guy 1: Dude, the funniest thing happened when I was talking on the telephone yesterday.
Guy 2: Telephone? Isn't that that antiquated thing my grandma uses?

by tofudragon May 6, 2008

Telephone

What people used in the 1300's and before. The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy. Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.

Last time I heard that I had to get off of my telephone.

by My Name Is George July 11, 2011

Telephone Boo

Is the person that you talk to the most on the phone that you wouldn't mind sexing up.

I was talking to my telephone boo last night . . ~ We're definitely fucking Saturday.

by Keiriinu March 10, 2011

telephoned

when a word or phrase becomes completely garbled and misinterpreted due to misinformation of said original word or phrase

"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"

by Anonymous_Reader April 2, 2017

Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)

I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".

by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017