Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

One of the little gnomes that live in your colon and push your shit through your system

My seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are working overtime

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Tabloid Statistics

These are statistics, usually quoted during morning breakfast radio, current affairs shows and by people butting into your conversation, have no real basis and are note scientific by any stretch of the word.

Usually, these statistics are versions of real statistics, with only the most inflammatory parts cherry-picked out of the real statistics to create a sensationalist response from those that hear it.

Woman: "Did you hear on the radio this morning, 87% of housework is done by women; you men are so lazy!"
Man: "O.K., so did it include around the house jobs like cleaning the gutters, mowing the lawn, gardening, car maintenance and opening pickle jars for you women?! That's just hocus-pocus and tabloid statistics!"
Woman: "No, why? Is all that important?!"
Man: *head explodes*

by The Urban Psychologist April 12, 2010

Tabulitus

The condition in which a computer user's internet browser window becomes overloaded with to many tabs and as a result the user panics because he/she cant find the tab they are looking for.

Oh no, I have 87 open tabs and can not locate the tab with the story about a tragic boating accident..... I think I might have come down with Tabulitus

by Archer36 October 30, 2008

tabloid smear

A sensationally ugly piece of garbage that has no life and it burns your eyes to look at.

Damn look at her, she's tabloid smear.
ugly horrific idiotic

by SuperMane July 6, 2016

tabflorbian glorb

The scientific term for a Filipino person that is under 3,5.

Hey Brandon, look at that tabflorbian glorb.

by RiceCookerOwO September 27, 2023

Tabulamutendantiquaphobia

The Fear Of Old Cartoons.

This show is making my Tabulamutendantiquaphobia kick in!

by Gorilla fart poop October 18, 2023

Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011