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Sultans Of Swing

One of the best songs ever written, by the band "Dire Straits".
Surpasses all the mainstream crap of today in EVERY aspect, but still it's VERY unknown in the young generation of today.
Josh: Did you listen to "Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing"? It blew me away!
Peter: Sultans of the what?
*Josh slaps Peter*
Josh: Sultans Of The Swing you mainstream bitch!
by Urik March 15, 2007
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swing by

To stop somewhere for a short visit
My doctor said, if I wanted to see real pain, I should swing by First Eucharist on a Tuesday night.

Chuck Palahniuk
Fight Club
by Mutargim October 29, 2006
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Singapore

Math educators’ promised land that combines the best practices of math education from the East and the West—one such concoction is the “model method,” the problem-solving heuristic that has had global appeal, especially among homeschoolers in the US, in solving challenging word problems that would traditionally need formal algebra for their solutions.
Due to their stand on democracy and freedom of speech, a number of American educators have stood firm in rejecting Singapore math, although they acknowledged that the math curriculum of the “fine” city is a superior one compared to those used in a number of US states in helping to raise the quantitative literacy of the students.
by MathPlus October 3, 2021
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swing heil

Popularized by the Historical Fiction movie "Swing Kids" (starring Robert Sean Leonard and Christian Bale) whom yelled "Swing Heil!" instead of "Seig Heil!" in pride of loving swing music and being the counterculture rebels of the Hitler Youth.
In Nazi Germany, there was a counterculture group who loved American Swing music (which was banned for it was not German as well as much was by African Americans or Jews), wore their hair long, opposed Nazism, and went to clubs in the middle of the night to dance to this swing music. Nazis occasionally went to check in on such clubs, which by then the band was given the cue to play German music and all that were swing dancing only seconds ago had begun stepping in a traditional German dance so they did not get in trouble. However, the outcome of the Swing Kids' lives depended on how they reacted when dealing with the fear of being reported and taken by the Nazis versus being rebels and standing for what they believed in.
PETER!" Willie yelled, watching his big brother being driven away, off to starve and be tortured in a concentration camp like their father had- "Peter!" he yelled again. He then saw his brother's umbrella in a puddle by his feet. He then picked it up, raised it above his head and chanted back to his brother with tears and pride. "SWING HEIL! SWING HEIL!!
by InkedDoll July 31, 2011
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pipe swinger

A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.
Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!
by Freight Train Lewis February 4, 2009
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whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth
Damn...who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!
by Granny1221 June 2, 2020
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Football Association of Singapore

A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
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