sweemen

eating pineapple can make semen taste sweet.

*this is a cross between "sweet" and "semen" when pineapples have been consumed to possibly perform in sexual acts later.

guy 1: hey dude, my girl don't swallow.

guy 2: foo, she's picky. give her some sweemen.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just eat pineapples and tell her it'll taste like a l-l-l-l-lollipop.

by uniquelytalentedkid March 8, 2011

speem

The yellow milk of majesty, otherwise denoted by an in-body mixture of piss and sperm which is readily available for pump-loading and shooting like a water gun.

1) I held Mr. Wozniak's class hostage with a bladder full of speem.
2) If speem could talk, what would it tell you?

by thigh magic March 26, 2007

Swee Yong

faggot, guy's name can fit any rhyming scheme like it's a fucking lego

"Hey have you seen Swee Yong?"
"You mean Swee Yong Bing Bong Long Dong Schlong Gong Gong? Yeah he's over there"
"Yeah that guy"

by Blodge November 10, 2021

Seema

the most important person on the planet.

I love you Seema

by maddou October 22, 2008

sweems

A term used to describe a nap or sleep.

"im going to catch 40 sweems" "i need some sweems before i go out tonight" "im soo wasted, i need my sweems"

by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006

seemless

where a chick is perfect

man that bitch is seemless

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Open Sleeman

Having anal sex until the person's asshole is gaping and then peeing in the gaping asshole.

We were having the best anal until I couldn't hold in my pee any more and accidentally gave her an open sleeman.

by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011