Person 1: Hey an online article I read said, that pewdiepie is sugondese.
Person 2: No he's swedish.
Person 1: *CLAP CLAP*
Person 2: No he's swedish.
Person 1: *CLAP CLAP*
by SeeGurkeSensei July 24, 2018
by Nunavuti from Canada August 09, 2021
Sugondese is the national language of Sugonda, a micronation situated between Portuguese India and Afghanistan. Currently, there are over 3 billion native speakers of the 69 Sugondese dialects.
A: "Hey, can you Sugondese?"
B: "Pardon me???!!"
C: "Leave him alone, he doesn't speak English that well. He basically asked you, if you could suck him off."
B: "ooooh lol yea sure ma G why not"
A: "wtf"
B: "Pardon me???!!"
C: "Leave him alone, he doesn't speak English that well. He basically asked you, if you could suck him off."
B: "ooooh lol yea sure ma G why not"
A: "wtf"
by Nahrt Likka May 03, 2022
Person 1: Did you hear about the discoved region of sugonda? Their people follow sugondese.
Person 2: No what's sugondese?
Person 1: Sugondese nuts lil bitch
Person 2: No what's sugondese?
Person 1: Sugondese nuts lil bitch
by xra12ema May 07, 2022
(adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward, the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese Region's economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of the region's income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.
Guy 1 (while eating): Mmm, this is really good! What is it?
Guy 2: Sugondese food.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.
Guy 2: Sugondese food.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.
Guy 1: Be careful if you go down that route, it's quite the sugondese diamond.
Guy 2: Sugondese diamond? I don't see no diamonds.
Guy 1: If you miss the third turn you'll go down a double black and have to sugondese feeding tubes.
Guy 2: Sugondese diamond? I don't see no diamonds.
Guy 1: If you miss the third turn you'll go down a double black and have to sugondese feeding tubes.
by virgin916 August 03, 2022