Hams

Hams (n), as in pork, is a term used to describe attractive women who are ripe for sexual advances. Hams is used as part of the 'International House of Pancakes terminology' where Waffles (breasts), Pancakes (buttocks) and Biscuits (camel toe) are used to describe the specific attributes of the Hams. Furthermore, a grouping of attractive women can be described as a Smoke-House (where hams are cured and smoked) or as an 'I-Hop' where hams, along with pancakes, waffles and biscuits are served and eaten.

A non-attractive girl will retain the moniker of "Hams" with an added prefix or suffix to explain the lack of attractiveness. Examples of this would include "Inbred Hams" or "Hams Fail".

James: Did you call your Hams?

Sean: Yup, I had to call her because I syrup'd her waffles last night and now she thinks we're engaged. I got her to back off though.

James: That's good. Hold on, here comes an I-Hop, I like the pancakes on that brown hams. I wish I could see her waffles.

Sean: I was not aware that you are interested in an interracial relationship, James.

James: I'm not.

by lazyfatbum May 03, 2009

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Ham

A large or small slab of raw or cooked pork that is usually covered in some sauce. It is served at many events, cristmass, thanksgiving birthday.

Uses
- eating

This is the most common

- slapping

This is used usually in memes trolling and slapping people you’re mad at.
- watching

Just that

I eat ham.

by The ham April 25, 2018

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a ham

Someone incredibley cute, usually said as as "a little ham", doesn't even have to try, they're just an all around cutie
Essentially a peice of meat, hunky and savory and cute

Girl one: hey did you see will?
Girl two: yeah he's such a ham ugh

by Gub January 18, 2015

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