Covid Stutter

When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.

Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"

by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020

stutter fingers

i try to get out what i want to say before i can actually humanly type it.

i really have to stop trying to type faster than i can

stutter fingers is when you're on msn and you have something to say, and try and type it out really quickly...but it comes out in jibberish.

It's like normal stuttering but for the fingers

by hollyy.heart.loser September 28, 2006

Stutter Step

A great move, mostly seen in football and basketball. The act of moving both feet sideways rapidly, confusing defenders as to where the player is actually going. In the NFL, superstars like Chad Johnson and Reggie Bush use this move often to avoid defenders. Look at any highlight reel, and you will see someone pull a one-over on someone using a stutter step. NBA stars like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James use this move to either create some space between them and the defender to gain time to pull up for a jumper, or to put themselves in a position to drive for a lay-up.

Fan 1: Did you see Chad Johnson deke the shit out of Champ Bailey?
Fan 2: No, but I see Bailey walking over to pick up his jockstrap. How did Johnson get by?
Fan 1: Stutter Step. How else?
Fan 2: Oh, that explains Bailey's jockstrap getting deked right off him.
Fan 1: Fucking right.

by Tfolt October 17, 2007

Johnson-stutter

The effect that occurs to one's vocal cords for several days after an intense night of sucking a black man's penis. Usually applicable only for very loose (and sometimes quite sore) women.

Damn nigga, dat bitch from last night sho gots herself a Johnson-stutter!

by Big_Nigg_22 August 24, 2007

The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

Break-Up Stutterer

When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.

Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

Skeet-Stutter "SS"

1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to skeet.

1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.

by Ram April 2, 2004