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stutteria

She kept going on and on with her stutteria.
by Klassy. Dino December 15, 2014
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Did I Stutter?!

What one says when someone doesn’t listen to you or seemingly doesn’t understand what you are saying despite you being clear.
Did I Stutter?!:
Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael: Stanley, we’re havin a little…
Stanley: Leave me alone, dammit.
Michael: We’re havin a little brainstorm session…
Stanley: DID I STUTTER?
by MrScotty September 5, 2022
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Shutterman

Andy: "Omg! I didn't know it was Wednesday!"
Susan: "Andy you're such a shutterman innit!"
by Flinkmantinginnit December 6, 2021
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Stutterclick

The accidental clicking of an unintended web link due to a frame shift which can occur during the millisecond between the time you actually click something and the time the click is registered by your device.

Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn't. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.

Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial crash and recession will be caused by a Stutterclick.

Quite possibly the most annoying thing about a computer since your dialup access to AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.
(wife, to husband) ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, I SEE YOU ARE ON ASHLEY MADISON!!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!

(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!
by RATTnroll October 31, 2016
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Slutterati

(-plural noun) Not to be confused with the glitterati, the slutterati are famous for their penchant for sleeping with legendary numbers of men and their general slutty demeanor and reputations.

"Loose women".
Paris Hilton and the rest of her slutterati crew have to do kegel exercises just to keep their guts from falling out through their distended fishcaves on to the dance floor.

Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.

Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
by Leisure Class Hero September 20, 2010
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fuck stutter

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.
Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!
by DO.g March 9, 2004
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Did I Stutter

when you insult someone and they say, "What did you just say??" it is the best response...ever
alyssa: you fat ho!
triece: what did you just say?
alyssa: did i stutter??
by Angelacia June 20, 2007
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