shit standing up

Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.

Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.

Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.

Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!

by Richard Halliburton, Jr. December 29, 2007

Standing on Plastic

When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.

Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.

"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"

by Wingy July 11, 2006

Stunning

The striking, cultivating beauty of a female giving pause (loss of thought) and causes astounding captivation and lust to another. The observer's characteristics of a woman found to be stunning are ‘deer-the-headlights’ and jaw-dropping facial behaviors, as well as loss of speech generated from the concentrated efforts to suppress the uncontrollable arousal stemming from desire. This differs from beautiful, sexy, and gorgeous in that it highlights elegance and class.

"Did you see Tarra?" "Ya, seen her at the pool today and she stopped me in my tracks, she is stunning."

by hold-ups July 8, 2012

Standing O-vation

The crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense orgasm.

Their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 19, 2010

standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

Sounding rod

Round smooth round metal rod to to penetrate the penis eurethra pleasring to a climax.

I would like| to sound you're penis. With thiis sounding rod.

by Dick knocker October 6, 2020