STRUMPETS

A younger group of girls (often referring to young high schoolers) that are constantly willing to bust down for older guys and are always frequenting older group's parties.

Those Sophomore strumpets thinks they're so cool for their holey jeans and for hooking up with those Senior guys.

by Huckleberry Finn Jr. December 2, 2007

scrumpsh

Short for "scrumptious"

Omg, your dingaling looks so scrumpsh. Give us a taste.

by GG September 19, 2003

Shrumpshrite

1. A very dastardly short man.
2. A short man who has temporarily fallen out of your favor.

1. Yeah, Jon is being a real shrumpshrite.

2. Hot damn, what a little shrumpshrite!

by Ze Jabberwocky May 22, 2005

Strumpedestalation

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

strumpkin

Jerking it while taking a shit.

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!

by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013

scrumpshalicious

the word to describe the best tasting meal you have ever had

Mum has just cooked the most scrumpshalicious meal I've ever had!

by mimbijones March 30, 2015

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017