sizzling twat

A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.

Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!

by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018

Slizzlin

When during cunillingus, a sexual partner licks the tissue connecting the vagina/schrotum to the anus.

I started slizzlin on her and she went cross-eyed.

She only loves me for my slizzle skills.

Little Brother: How do you please a woman?

Big Brother: Easy, young buck. It’s all about your slizzle technique.

Slizzle, Sex, Instruction, mouthplay, cunnilingus, analingus, tongue

by ScholarBaller October 11, 2018

Sizzling throat syndrome

When you inhale someone else’s smoke and your throat sizzles.

Damn why can I feel your bong rip in my throat. It must be sizzling throat syndrome acting up again.

by Rico$ April 7, 2021

sweet swizzling

The Epitome of coolness. Something so cool that cool does not even explain it. To imagine the depth of its coolness would be like trying to imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. Yes, that cool. A person who is this cool is known as an all mighty Swizzler.

"Hey Benjamin, did you set off the cherry bomb in the girls bathroom?" "Of course. It was sweet swizzling!"

by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009

Shizzlin

Exiting, leaving,

cooler way of saying, I'm outta here.

I'm shizzlin out fo sheezie.

by punk-chick February 23, 2004

skizzle, skizzling, skizzilate

skizzle (n.): A sizzling hot, skinny woman. Originally applied to a certain So Cal resident of the middle eastern persuasion.

skizzling (v): To be sizzling hot and skinny in appearance.

skizzilate (adv): To be taken advantage of by a skizzle.

That foo can't even focus..always thinking about his skizzle in So Cal.

Homie..i'm telling you..she so fly..we saw her at the tulba (engagement) that night and she was skizzling.

Damn..ain't that a shame..hus-dog always be getting skizzilated by c-luv.

by Husdiggidydog October 25, 2004

skizzlin

if ur on fire, dying, screaming for help,or just plain spazin, ur skizzlin.

holy hell the fart was skizzlin!!!

by spencer crump May 18, 2006