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Stittsville

A "town" that is now connected to kanata through depressing subdivisions which pop up every day. Full of BMW/Mercedes drivers that can't drive, and their sons and daughters are just as bad. You either play hockey, or you're a rich kid who sells vapes on the side. You either go to sacred, the rich school, or south the "greasy" poor school in Richmond because there's no public school here but there is a catholic and French-catholic school. The middle aged citizens seem to have an all out hatred for teens in this town, especially when dirt bikes are involved.
On a Friday morning you'll find the local mcdonalds packed with the elderly, but by 3:00 pm it's filled with a bunch of crazy drunk bastards looking for somewhere to go seshor wheelOverall great place
Hey, wanna go to stittsville? Oh, you mean SHITSVILLE?
by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017
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Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.

Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.
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