The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.
"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."
by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007
Get the Flab Stab mug.Someone who stabs continually at the same place with a syringe, usually trying to inject street drugs, until it forms a scab....once the scab is formed the scab stabber will usually stab at the newly formed scab trying to ingest more drugs....
Look at that scab stabber trying to stab at that scab with that dull rusty needle.... how many scabs could a scab stabber stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs?? A scab stabber would stab all scabs that they could stab if a scab stabber could stab scabs......
by tex WHITE September 11, 2016
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by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009
Get the i will stab you in the face, repeatedly mug.That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.
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verb (used without object), stabiled, stabiling
1. to overly procrastinate; delay without reason:
to stabile until an opportunity is lost.
2. to put off action; linger; loiter.
the boy stabiled on his flight confirmation causing the price to increase.
verb (used with object), stabiled, stabiling
3. to put off till another day or time; better deal; defer; delay; to put off to a later time; defer; postpone:
The pilot stabiled the flight until the weather cleared.
4. to impede the process or progress of; retard; hinder:
The dense fog stabiled the plane's landing.
noun
5. the act of stabiling; procrastination; loitering
6. an instance of being stabiled:
There were many stabiles during the train trip
7. the period or amount of time during which something is stabiled:
The ballet performance began after a half-hour of stabile.
verb (used without object), stabiled, stabiling
1. to overly procrastinate; delay without reason:
to stabile until an opportunity is lost.
2. to put off action; linger; loiter.
the boy stabiled on his flight confirmation causing the price to increase.
verb (used with object), stabiled, stabiling
3. to put off till another day or time; better deal; defer; delay; to put off to a later time; defer; postpone:
The pilot stabiled the flight until the weather cleared.
4. to impede the process or progress of; retard; hinder:
The dense fog stabiled the plane's landing.
noun
5. the act of stabiling; procrastination; loitering
6. an instance of being stabiled:
There were many stabiles during the train trip
7. the period or amount of time during which something is stabiled:
The ballet performance began after a half-hour of stabile.
by Playerhater#1 September 29, 2017
Get the Stabile mug.someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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