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Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)
Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-
by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011
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Statuatory Crush

A feeling of sexual desire for someone with whom sex would be considered statutory rape.
Eric had a statuatory crush on our hot English teacher.
by aweeze November 20, 2009
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Statuary Abolitionism

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
by YAWA July 26, 2020
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Swagutory Rape

When a male uses his swag (which is never anything special or abnormally impressive for a guy his age: minimum wage job, beat up car from the mid 90's, clothes he bought at a discount price from the Hot Topic he works at) to attract underage girls who are not used to boys their age having such things. He does this out of desperation; ladies his age find his advances hilarious and sad.

He will often and mainly use Facebook, Twitter, or any form of social networking where young and impressionable minors are prominent. He will also target girls who are a bit out of date and or cliche; scene girls and leftover Myspace whores are always messaged first.
Creeper 1: Yeah man, you didn't hear? He took TWO fifteen year olds to the movies at the same time. That's pretty pimp of him.

Creeper 2: Wow, that's pimp of him. They must be impressed by his discount Louis V gear. Definitely a case of Swagutory Rape going on there.
by K. Cobra November 8, 2011
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statuatory rape

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
by Sex Ed December 1, 2006
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statusry

The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
by Astrapto June 9, 2011
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statuary rape

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.
Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"
by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010
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