status orgasmicus

A multi-orgasmic state in which each orgasm occurs immediately after the previous one resulting in a non-stop orgasm. Usually occurs only in women.

She is capable of status orgasmicus.

status orgasmicus by markb1121 December 4, 2009

Status Shark 

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.

man that guy is a status shark.

Status Shark by Chode45 July 4, 2010

status quo 

The way things are right now

It is very easy to change the status quo.

status quo by marooned January 22, 2005

status stalker 

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

status stalker by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

status insurance 

to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure

Keith: I posted a really average status before

Barry: Did you have status insurance?

Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash

status insurance by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009

Status Rapist  

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.

Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .

Status Rapist by rplover1223 April 8, 2009

status sage 

One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.

Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.

Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*

status sage by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009