sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017

Squit Tosh

To describe some one who doesn't know what they're doing and is very weird

You're a squit tosh!

by UwU furry July 22, 2019

squit whistle

when you cum in a straw a shoot it at someone

you dude i cant believe you squit whistled that girl.

this girl at MC Donald's was so rude the other day so i squit whistled her

by K - OUT January 4, 2018

Squits

The sudden urge to go to the bathroom after a fart, only to find that only a few splashes of diarrhoea begin oozing from your rectum as you feel 'clogged up'....

"I think that chicken was undercooked, I've been feeling funny but I think I've just had the squits."

by M3ga Bea5t September 20, 2020

Squit

The action of standing with your arms out and bent. *trying to look tough*

Zoey was squitting in her kitchen
Or
Abby squit all the time

by anonymous August 25, 2021

Squitting

When one squirts shit out of their ass while simultaneously cumming plentiful load.

“ I was squitting so hard last night I woke up covered in a lot of brown liquid “

“ Man that guy I was out with last can can really squit! “

by Fartteheedoyoy July 19, 2025

Squit

To abruptly have meant quit, but in the moment of passion a slur occurs producing the beautiful and somehow better sounding word for the occasion....SQUIT!

I told you to squit what you’re doing! Or I will make you squit!

by Big red 1428 March 30, 2023