The name given to a person(usually by his mother) with a small Penis. If your friends call you squishbug, they are not really your friends, and you should go jerk your little bean in a corner. You may think this name is cute, but if you do its because of your ADHD.
Girl 1- Im gonna hang out with squishbug tonight!
Girl 2- Oh, thats the guy with the microscopic junk right?
Girl 2- Oh, thats the guy with the microscopic junk right?
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1. Name given to Captain Murphy's pet
2. Insulting name given to any jerk
3. A term of endurement given to friends
2. Insulting name given to any jerk
3. A term of endurement given to friends
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Get the squishtastic mug.1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
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