squirt

if Erin comes over tonight, I hope she doesn't stay late. I gotta have a squirt and that usually takes a while!

squirt by critty July 14, 2004

(n) a quick act of urination

squirt by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen

Jack: Oh god, I'm gonna squirt!
-squirts-
Jack: oh heck

(v) the act of taking a shit after snorting a trail of crystal meth or coke.

Hey, uh, can I take a quick squirt in your restroom?

squirt by Kash April 7, 2003

Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.

I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!

squirt by LainaSquared November 13, 2007

something a sick bastard says when he shoots his baby juice.

ahh ahh ahh ahh SQUIIIIRT(squirt).(biatch says:)get off you sick bastard.

squirt by flopster0 October 12, 2008

A Northen Suburbs (South Australia) reference to getting on the alcohol.

Yo Jimmy do you 'ave 10 bucks cos me and Dan have 10 then we can get a bottle of squirt...