Squidbear

A vagina that resembles both a squid with the hairyness of a bear.

Dude i banged this chick the other day and i ate that squidbear like it was fried calamari .

by Glow.Stick April 14, 2011

Squihad

(Skwee-hawd) Broken, twisted, messed up, not quite right. Often refers to inanimate objects.

This morning, my hair was so freaking squihad!

What's the matter with those binoculars? Oh, they're just a little squihad.

by _pooty_ July 21, 2005

squabhead

From squab(french)= baby pigeon. A short woman who has no apparant intellect.

I just fell down a flight of stairs while trying to balance 3 boxes of shoes on top of my wironing, I'm such a total squabhead.

by miss rey July 7, 2007

skidhead

When your friend is being a absolute retard and they’re acting like a dumbass. A good substitute instead of being gay and calling your friends cRaCkhEaDs.

shut up skidhead you look like a dumpster

by chlo shiggy shag & cloutdwop February 1, 2020

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

squished squirrel

easy cliche

instead of spending time on character development in films, californication wastes it all on special effects, advertising, big whee names.

even names like "untalented piece o' shit wife of famous dood" which with each expression, movement and sound is the epitome of a squished squirrel.

"Unfortunately, John Q goes for the easy cliche almost every time.

I delayed watching this movie from the simple fact that the previews gave me the impression that this was a "squashed squirrel." There are two ways to elicit emotion: 1) provide a cliche device, such as a squashed squirrel (who won't go "awwww" when seeing a small animal hurt?), or 2) earn your audience emotions by providing them with honest writing and believable situations."(...)
- mashby @ imdb

by pxy abyss May 22, 2004

squidhammer

A male who has a very large penis on his knee, whenever he walks he is pretty much wanking, so he is easy to follow and track (follow the trial of semen)

Omg squidhammer has a large penis, pitty its on his knee!.

by John June 28, 2003