squeesh

Greater form of 'squish': to crush, crunch, annihilate, smash, or otherwise cause a disgustingly GRUESOME DEATH, usually by a massive falling object.

Wow, that kid really got squeeshed in Final Destination 2.

by Arturo August 24, 2003

squeedle

the motion a dog or cat makes while dragging their ass across the floor (usually carpet) in an attempt to remove any dingleberries or residual poop

The dog squeedled in the living room and it smelled so bad I had to clean the carpet.

by tinselmuffin October 7, 2011

squeets mcgraw

a status achieved when one is: cute, squishy, thoughtfull, silly, funny, redneck, handyman.

ur such a squeets mcgraw! thx squeets mcgraw!

by charletakiss x January 1, 2010

Squeedlly Spooch

1~an organ found only in irken invaders.

2~a vagina. :)

(the second one my cousin made up)

ex. for defintion 1: *irken zim gets hit in stomach with dodge ball* zim says: OOMF! my squeelly spooch...

ex. for definition 2: guy says to girl on myspace: take a pic of your squeedlly spooch and send it to me. :) girl says to guy on myspace: go to hell, you perv!!!

by XxPSYCHO COOKiExX February 21, 2008

squeeshies

the little rolls of fat that stick out of the bottom of a (generally large) girl's bikini bottoms. Squeeshie spotting genrally takes place on the beach or by the pool - the girl generally has to be walking at the time to get the best view of said squeshies!

Jesus, check the squeeshies on that fat midden.

by Andone May 27, 2007

Squeedge

to escape, ditch, leave.. to get out of a situation that isn't comfortable or you simply dont want to be in

kid 1 hangin out with annoying kid 2. kid 1 wants to leave cuz he does not want to be waisting his time with kid 2 so tells kid 2 "ehhh sorry, I gotta Squeedge."

by supershanchelsgabb July 21, 2009

squeed

1. Unknown bodily fluid.

2. A bodily substance of unknown origin.

Oh my God you squeeded all over me.
Shit, there is squeed all over the window.

by Eel Man October 7, 2016